I am officially a Penguin.
My neighbor has been jokingly referring to me as a penguin because I am very short, round and starting to waddle. Well, apparently he is not the only one to think that my cuteness is indeed similar to a penguin because yesterday I went shopping, and as I was checking out the old lady said to me "I knew I saw a penguin waddle!" At this point she was laughing. It took me a second becasue I am slow, so I was like, "what?" And then she said, "honey, I can spot a pregnant waddle from a mile away, but I couldn't be certain until I saw your belly puffed out! You've got to be due soon!"
So, I am a Penguin (I'm going to say a cute one at that) and in 7 days I will be entering my 8th month of pregnancy. Now I am off to waddle after my toddler, who instead of being a penguin like me is getting more to the speed of cheetah.
Like the bad guys in scary movies, no matter how fast or far he runs, my slow waddle will eventually catch up to him....I think.....wish me luck.